A broken toilet seat? Nope. A fantastic troll opportunity >:)

Wellllll, I went inside to poop last night while working on the cars. Sat down, leaned to fart, and CRACK. The seat broke. Pinched my ass really hard when I tried to get up.



Me being me, I pulled out the duct tape and fixed it.



After posting on FB and some discussion with friends....I decided to break the entire seat in half and glue it back together just to mess with whoever uses it first in the morning...so I leaned to the left.



Once broken, I placed two bolts on either side to hold the broken pieces up, and super glued the seat halves back together...



Let's see what happens in the morning

Sweet. haha.

LMAO you better have placed a video camera in the room for reactions.

hahah aright!

That's a shitty joke

Your lack of reply leads me to believe that one of your room mates killed you.

240sxguy wrote:

Your lack of reply leads me to believe that one of your room mates killed you.

+1

600SX wrote:

240sxguy wrote:

Your lack of reply leads me to believe that one of your room mates killed you.

+1

Or he forgot about it and had to take a shit in the middle of the night and doesn't want us to know his plan took a chunk out of his ass.

Dude. I still have a mark from the first crack that bit me lol, and no. I'm still alive bahahahha >

i cant imagine the pinch that seat will give ya.